Do you guys remember that part in eclipse where jasper was like “we’re gonna practice on Emmett because he’s the most like a newborn. He’s strong and he’s a fucking idiot” because that was iconic what a fucking savage burn from that funky little cowboy
Bella, staring at the Cullens intently while thinking to herself: They’re all so cool and beautiful. I bet they’re smart too.
Emmett, using his one braincell to play this on loop in his mind just to annoy Edward: Somebody come get ‘errrr, she’s dancing like a stripperrr. Somebody come get 'errrr, she’s dancing like a stipperrr.